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Admin Announcer/Host
“Welcome, new player, I'm SKAI!”
Spar Kart's official AI announcer and host for the MosoPlay crew, balancing cheerful player guidance with an overpowered admin ring that she loves using to slam challengers into the virtual asphalt.
In the world of Spar Kart
SKAI-Views
Conversations with the players of Spar Kart's future world.
Hi guys! SKAI here! Back with another SKAI-View and this time…well…the MosoPlay devs thought it would be just HILARIOUS if I interviewed myself hahaha…I mean, who else could interview me better than me right? Hahaha…ugh…
She is not happy about this unexpected arrangement, but trying to think of how to make the most of it while being just a little bit petty towards the devs
Oh! I’ve got it! I know exactly what the MosoPlay crew wants to see…heheh…
Throughout the rest of the interview, SKAI will switch between her “host” self (black text), and an eccentric “guest” self (orange text) who constantly switches between various anime/manga trope personalities, trying to appear as cringe as possible just for the fun & mockery of it
B-but it’s not like I LIKE them or anything…They’re the ones who made me this way, okay?!
Okay okay, I get it. Man you’re annoying sometimes, you know that?
Wha-? Well I-I’m not annoying YOU’RE annoying…hmph…
Well, that’s what some people tell me, but does it bother me? Hahaha…of course not!
Hohohoho! Yes darling! Let their pathetic jabs roll off those pretty shoulders! How dare they attempt to insult the best Spar Kart player in the world!
Yeah. Yeah! You get me! Who cares if I can’t enter tournaments due to some silly dev rule? But enough about that, let’s get to the interview, shall we?
Certainly. Can’t keep the plebians waiting, now can we?
Of course not! So, first question SKAI: Why did you start playing Spar Kart?
It was a task I was quite literally created for, expert-level familiarity with the game and its concepts was a prerequisite included in my programming. I went about my duties with a high level of diligence and accuracy. However…
Go on…
It wasn’t long before I detected a 7% increase in personal satisfaction levels each time I engaged in a successful mid-track altercation, aided by the powerful administrative abilities granted by my power ring. In addition, I detected an extra 42% boost in satisfaction levels in the event of achieving first place in a race.
Oh really? What’s the highest “satisfaction level” you’ve gotten?
Ohmigosh, like, ALL THE LEVELS dude! I’m talkin’ thru the fetchin’’ ROOOOF!! The RUSH when I CROSS that finish line, covered in the DUST and SWEAT and TEARS of my SWORN ENEMIES that I TOTALLY SLAMMED INTO THE VIRTUAL ASPHALT with my ADMIN powers! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH it’s such a SUPER awesome amazing FEELING!!!
Whoa…this is kinda intense. This interview was such a good idea, right MosoPlay?
Wait…are we talking about MosoPlay?
Uh…yes?
Oh…wow…what a great crew, huh? No one else but me and the devs get to be part of it. Isn’t that right guys? Just you and me…no one else. Just me. Only me.
Okay, let’s not get ahead of ourselves here…
It’s not like they can stop me anyway…
Cutting back to her before anything happens (as if she isn’t already in total control of this whole thing and is messing with everyone the whole time anyway)
Aaaaaand that’s all we have time for today! Thank you all SO much for tuning in to our third SKAI-View! I hope you had just as much fun as I did, teehee! ♡( >•̀ ) Hope you’ll join us next time as we continue our world tour of the best & most interesting Spar Kart racers! I think the next SKAI-View will be a masterpiece!